If I could dream at all, it would be about you.

Funny things my friends have said. (In no particular order)

Sex-Related Things

•I haven't dropped my pants in front of anybody!
-Quin Hester (In responce to everyone disbelieving that he and I were NOT sexually active) *which we never were*
•I don't have a schedule, I'm on my own, I just blow, blow, blow.
-Meaghan Rozner
•Suck my left nut.
-Ashli Hamilton
•BOOBS!!
-Kayla Mincey (In response to my complaint that I do not have a nickname)
•I just say "suck it" that way people get a choise of what they get to suck.
-Meaghan Rozner 
•How does the condom break? Wait! Don't answer that!
-Amanda Wilde (In Worth the Wait Class)
•Devin would lay him in five seconds flat. *Devin raises eyebrows and nods*
-Meaghan Rozner (Talking about Marilyn Manson)
•My friend is obsessed with masturbation!
-SaraKay Lammons (Talking about me *which I am NOT!!*)
•If God kills a kitten everytime someone masturbates, then I just committed genoside on the cat race!
-Jordan Hester

Random Shit

•That's how my cookie rolls.
-Ashli Hamilton
•I have a fish.
-Sally Robinson
•You want me to punch it to make it feel better?
-Quin Hester (In response to my complaint of having cramps)
•You wouldn't have to cuss people out so much if you were nicer.
-Berklee King (In response to Laney Caudle's little fit in the band hall)
•I'm so good at what I do!! *drops her flag*
-Ashli Hamilton (Bragging about how good she is at color gaurd)
•I had a jawbreaker.
-Tina Templeton (In response to me asking what she had for dinner)
•Don't use my Jesus hat to hit people!
-Kayla Mincey
•I'm the white wolf, since I'm purest of heart and all that bullshit.
-Meaghan Rozner (Explaining her drawing)

Conversations

•(Talking to Sally on the phone)
-Sally: My knee hurts.
-Me: Want me to kiss it and make it feel better??
-Sally: Yes.
*silence*
-Sally: You have alotta kissin' to do. (She hurts herself alot)
-Me: Just tell me where.
-Sally: *giggling*
-Me: You're dirty!!

•(Shalan and I were in summer school)
-Me: *I reach for a piece of her tenders*
-Shalan: *Pulls her plate away* No, no, no, no, no.
-Me: *funny look* Dang! When sex goes bad!
-Random woman: *gives us a disgusted look*
-Shalan: *choking and laughing*

•(SaraKay spent the night over at my house)
-Me: *talks about the show we were watching*
-SaraKay: *randomly chokes on our tea*
-Me: *after SaraKay stopped choking* What was all that about?!
-SaraKay: I tryed to talk, breathe, swallow, and cough at the same time. It didn't work out.

Okay, I think that's all for now!! Hope this made you laugh!